I think it was Governor Christie looking for some more public schools to close...after exiting the state helicopter at the conclusion of his son's baseball game...but he would tell all of you it's none of your business!
Snookie or a Jersey Shore wannabee...that was my first thought. Although, if Jersey Shore had a cast full of real baboons, monkeys, chimps and gorillas, it might actually be entertaining. It would definitely be more intelligent.
I found the headline of this article rather confusing. After all, after watching "The Jersey Shore" I was under the impression that ALL the Baboons were "running loose in Jersey".
LOL, Matt.
Honestly, I'd be surprised if this doesn't turn out to be some numbskull person who thought it would be "so cool" to have a pet baboon and has either failed to contain it properly OR (quite likely) discovered why they aren't kept as pets and dumped it.
I dunno, I think the 150 or so baboons in the park are a more likely scource for where this one came from... especially since the park can't confirm that they still have all of their baboons.
she has a WICKED case of actinic dyschromia and nothing will stop it. Didn't she recently admit that she refuses to wash her face more than once a week?
Baboons are hairy monkeys with a tail. Bagged pants, braids, baseball cap turned to the side, gold chains, gold teeth, shoelaces untied, $500 basketball shoes. no tail etc. are the sign it is a porch monkey.
I figure it was probably somebody who was a GA yesterday and they were trying to find a way home! Darn BENNY's are messing up the area already and it's not even 4th of July yet!
A baboon is a very dangerous animal. It must be recaptured soon and if that proves impossible it must be destroyed before is seriously injures or even kills someone.
Stealing from the less fortunate of course in leftwing parlance means not giving more handouts to people who contribute nothing in taxes to pay for government.
It's kind of an imaginary steal where you never lost anything you had yourself, you just get a tiny bit less in forced freebies from strangers.
I hope everyone is VERY careful with that animal and not try to do anything themselves. It brings back to mind the terrible accident that happened to some lady who came to her friends aid trying to get the friends "pet" baboon back in the cage. They are very strong and it ripped the lady apart and almost killed her. It just went berserk!!!
Great Adventure, once a nice theme park back in the day (1976-7) is a dangerous, poorly secured 'home' to many wild animals. Remember the Siberian Tiger that 'got out' and roamed the area not along ago?
it just snookie.
She be heading for the runway at Kennedy.
The baboon must be one of the local politicians getting loose from the statehouse.
big deal- I work with a lot of baboons from NJ...
Easy mistake to make.
Are you sure? I think snooki has more hair and can eat bigger bananas.
Both have bright red asses.
"...the animal would need to be very close to be identified by a chip reader"
So if I see a baboon downtown I have no way of really knowing?
Snooki looking for a Banana to insert in her vagina!
My thoughts exactly - just Snooki
@Cheetah - They mean the chip reader would be able to say if it belonged to Six Flags or not. Not whether or not it is a baboon.
you beat me brother.
Aw jeez.
Shouldn't this be in the entertainment section?
What's it doing in travel? :o)
This might be the first time I've laughed at nearly every comment.
I thought the Prison was in Trenton?
I think it was Governor Christie looking for some more public schools to close...after exiting the state helicopter at the conclusion of his son's baseball game...but he would tell all of you it's none of your business!
Snookie or a Jersey Shore wannabee...that was my first thought. Although, if Jersey Shore had a cast full of real baboons, monkeys, chimps and gorillas, it might actually be entertaining. It would definitely be more intelligent.
The bright red azz would indicate to me that Barney Frank is out trolling again.
Baboon???....I thought Jersey only had "Loins and Tigers and Bears - OH MY!"
Snookie? Don't insult that poor baboon...
I found the headline of this article rather confusing. After all, after watching "The Jersey Shore" I was under the impression that ALL the Baboons were "running loose in Jersey".
*Bright Idea*
Let's free all the baboons and let them roam the jersey shore to scare away all the guidos and divas. It should definitely be an improvement.
LOL, Matt.
Honestly, I'd be surprised if this doesn't turn out to be some numbskull person who thought it would be "so cool" to have a pet baboon and has either failed to contain it properly OR (quite likely) discovered why they aren't kept as pets and dumped it.
I dunno, I think the 150 or so baboons in the park are a more likely scource for where this one came from... especially since the park can't confirm that they still have all of their baboons.
Geeze,,,would someone go check the Govenors Office, i know dam well he's hold up in there.
It's BABABOOEY!!!
bababooney!
Funny...more like Baboonbooey
Just speculation but it could be the Queen and Jon's way of trying to cheer up Bruce after the death of his long time saxiphonist.
winker - who's the Queen?
Queen Latifah
saxophonist....spelling counts
for what?
for extra credit
Counting is math, not spelling.
I should report all the people in my office building. Don't know why I didn't think of this sooner...
No doubt one of their elected officials.
Not even close...Auditions for the next season of "Jersey Housewives"...sorry I just had to.
If he makes it to New York City, they'll never find him!
How could they? He'd look just like every other cab driver there.
Z1P2
So cruel! yet funny
When I saw this headline, the first thing I thought of, too, was that it had to be that Snooki!
she has a WICKED case of actinic dyschromia and nothing will stop it. Didn't she recently admit that she refuses to wash her face more than once a week?
What's a Snooki?
It was Donald Trump, the bad hair gave it away...........
I also thought it must by Snooki but if it were there would be more sightings every time someone turned on a camera.
Winker; nobody really knows.
There goes the neighborhood.
Christie is loose...
Shame on you John, insulting actual baboons like that!
Was the baboon wearing baggy pants? Did he have a valid picture ID? Was he a resident of Newark?
Baboons are hairy monkeys with a tail. Bagged pants, braids, baseball cap turned to the side, gold chains, gold teeth, shoelaces untied, $500 basketball shoes. no tail etc. are the sign it is a porch monkey.
That's not a baboon; that's my brother-in-law!
Thats no baboon thats al sharpton
He ain't hairy, he's my brother!
Try to reel it in like the Pied Piper. How about playing Nina's 99 Red Baboons?
My offical report would have been that the pirates kept attacking my men and refused to surrender which left me no choice but to destroy all of them.
I'm sure it is Governor Dayton from Minnesota.
I have seen lots of baboons roaming free...............and not just in NJ. Why is this news? It happens daily.
I figure it was probably somebody who was a GA yesterday and they were trying to find a way home! Darn BENNY's are messing up the area already and it's not even 4th of July yet!
Can't wait for the weekend to start - NOT!
The poor little thing. It is probably terrified. They need to catch it and get it back to its enclosure.
no, let it run free, Free FREE!
A baboon is a very dangerous animal. It must be recaptured soon and if that proves impossible it must be destroyed before is seriously injures or even kills someone.
True on the dangerous - those things have huge fangs.
Know what a smart monkey is? Its a monkey that does't monkey with another monkey's mondey.
Silly Rabbit - that's only Gov. Chris Christie doing his thing; beating his chest and stealing fruit from the less fortunate..
Better catch him before he takes off in his helicopter to go across town.
It is Christie... the fat ass was the dead giveaway. Some poor bastard that's
being thrown off Medicaid finally caught up with the loser and gave him the
spanking he deserves.
LOL could not resist, have a safe 4th !!!
Christie must be doing everything that is right for NJ and America, since the creepy-crawler commies are attacking him.
woodsyhowl...Nope...Christie's a dead on one termer. Not even a baboon could save him.
Stealing from the less fortunate of course in leftwing parlance means not giving more handouts to people who contribute nothing in taxes to pay for government.
It's kind of an imaginary steal where you never lost anything you had yourself, you just get a tiny bit less in forced freebies from strangers.
Maybe Christie's heading west to meet with another baboon, Scott Walker. I'm sorry, baboons; shouldn't insult your intelligence.
Are they sure it isn't just a lost "Guido"?
Diana Diamond...Puhlease...We have enough Stetinyland Guidos at the Jersey Shore as it is. A baboon would be an improvement.
I hope everyone is VERY careful with that animal and not try to do anything themselves. It brings back to mind the terrible accident that happened to some lady who came to her friends aid trying to get the friends "pet" baboon back in the cage. They are very strong and it ripped the lady apart and almost killed her. It just went berserk!!!
That was a chimp not a baboon.
Baboons aren't as strong as chimps, but they have a ferrocious bite and are known to be very aggressive.
yep, they have huge teeth
I think it is Governor Dayton from Minnesota. Only a baboon would allow his state's government to be shut down!
I thought only baboons would shut it down.
Great Adventure, once a nice theme park back in the day (1976-7) is a dangerous, poorly secured 'home' to many wild animals. Remember the Siberian Tiger that 'got out' and roamed the area not along ago?